tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post4891931334884433233..comments2023-10-18T11:19:15.919+01:00Comments on BlogitandScarper: ‘The Turdis’ that came ‘turd’ at the Bog-Oscars.Bish Bosh Bashhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-30299904672009814362019-05-15T11:19:45.296+01:002019-05-15T11:19:45.296+01:00Thanks for sharing fabulous information.Thanks for sharing fabulous information.BHARAThttp://bestmoderntoilet.com/best-kohler-toilets/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-68938264227188069082019-04-09T10:57:00.592+01:002019-04-09T10:57:00.592+01:00Thanks for sharing fabulous informationThanks for sharing fabulous informationBonuseshttp://bestmoderntoilet.com/best-tankless-toilet/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-27875725003029726202019-04-01T06:24:37.193+01:002019-04-01T06:24:37.193+01:00Thanks for sharing in detail. Thanks for sharing in detail. Sun-Mar Compact Self-Contained Composting Toilethttp://bestmoderntoilet.com/best-composting-toilet/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-34625415892394769752011-05-27T14:42:05.271+01:002011-05-27T14:42:05.271+01:00Hi Phil
Thanks so much for voting for me. The swee...Hi Phil<br />Thanks so much for voting for me. The sweetie will be given to you in good time. In the meantime I have tagged you on my blog to tell me what you are worth! xxEmmaKhttp://www.mommyhasaheadache.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-40811135064703162522011-05-26T04:27:17.795+01:002011-05-26T04:27:17.795+01:00Hello Emma K – and a big warm welcome to my Blogge...Hello Emma K – and a big warm welcome to my Bloggette here.<br /><br />Laughed out loud at your comment re: “…if you are in London don't pee in one of those automatic toilets on the street -they often malfunction. I once pissed in one and the door flew open and a bunch of Japanese tourists stared at me. They probably took photos!”<br /><br />Yeahh I bet they did Emma (he says still laughing a bit too derisively) cos they weren’t Japanese tourists Emma…that was the minimalist entrance to the newly built Japanese Embassy…Doh!...and ‘yes’ Emma, they most certainly did take a lot of pictures of you. Many of which gave you a lot of free exposure on Yousoytube. Japanese Intelligence have an open file on your ‘case’ which says “Hoo yoo know hoo liss bum beyong to?” <br /><br />So if you ever come back to London…wear trousers and a long coat and you’ll be fine. Just don’t start kicking off if some sharp eyed Japanese bloke starts scrutinising your bum a little too close for comfort cos there’s a rumour circulating that the Japs have installed X-ray security cameras in the vicinity now. (!) So you might even want to consider wearing a false rubber ‘meat and two veg’ mans underwear disguise kit as a back up ploy – if you get my meaning. That will get the concealed camera operators scratching their heads all night.<br /><br />Perhaps in hind sight now, paying the quid to use the services of the first class toilettes in Harrods is a good plan for you in future. And ‘no’ they won’t wipe your sweet derriere for a mere pound coin anymore. Inflation see. But don’t worry, they offer an extensive range of luxury wash and brush up services for all ‘American Express’ card holders. Including a full beard, wash, cut, shampoo, trim and blow-dry. You need to book that one very early though cos there’s normally a fairly long queue. Strange that they don’t offer the same services in the ‘gents’ loo though. Pervy Arab Harrods thing I guess.<br /><br />Actually I’ve no idea if those ‘Autoilettes’ still exist anymore, as I normally avoid London like the plague. Takes me about two and half hours to drive right into the centre of the city from where I live on the Hampshire coast – whereas it takes only 45 minutes to fly to Paris or two hours to fly to either Nice, Avignon or Barcelona from our local airports in Southampton & Bournemouth. Unless ‘Her Majesty’ personally texts me and ‘insists’ I come up for a Barbeque, then for us it’s a bit of a no brainer really. Couple of years ago in December in Barcelona for the early Christmas festivities it was registering 17 degrees ‘C’ on the street thermometers at 9.00pm in the evening. Bliss for us Brits. <br /><br />Thank you so much for visiting and taking the time to comment, and I’m glad you’ve caught me on the re-bound as I’ve been away from my blog here for a little while of late. I will be pole vaulting across the pond to take a look at your own ‘blogdom’ later and thus say something that will probably get me into mild trouble with somebody or other. In the meanwhile… “Have a nice day” and come back whenever you can.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-52798277261451802422011-05-26T04:25:44.462+01:002011-05-26T04:25:44.462+01:00Hello again Siddhartha – good to see you. Glad you...Hello again Siddhartha – good to see you. Glad you enjoyed our bit of pranking around with the latrines here. Toilet humour never fails to make us flush and giggle does it? That and breathing oxygen are one of the few basic natural functions we all genuinely share in common as a species. Whether we like it or not, the only product we humanoinks have evolved to manufacture positively together in great natural abundance after all these millions of years with great and consistent efficiency, is organic matter.<br /><br />So in spite of all our differences in creed, colour, faiths, beliefs, ideals, politics, and yadda yadda yadda… we are never the less universally united by all the crap we make together. That’s a colourful paradox for the state and existence of the human race and our civil progress at large.<br /><br />And now that we are beginning to develop efficient ways to re-cycle our own organic waste matter into renewable biomethane gas to be used to heat our homes and fuel our gas cookers in the future, we may yet wake up one day to read a ‘happy headline’ in the newspapers that reads something like – “Top Kosher Food Restaurant in Jerusalem awarded Michelin Star for food cooked on recycled biomethane gas piped in from Ramallah City in the West Bank”. Let’s hope so anyway.<br /><br />Thanks for joining the happy throng here Siddhartha, and I’ll try to do a more regular job of posting new blogs in future. Good luck with the books too.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-75037640428762431092011-05-26T01:40:15.726+01:002011-05-26T01:40:15.726+01:00Saj: Still trying to get into those corners up her...Saj: Still trying to get into those corners up here. Talk about slow progress. Every time I brush one away, I turn around and there's another five appeared from nowhere. Shake City - We've just had a weather warning up here - the prospect of light rain and showers has been threatened for tomorrow. Governments advising people to 'stay at home'.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-27674339595422208562011-05-25T18:28:55.109+01:002011-05-25T18:28:55.109+01:00A bit of advice if you are in London don't pee...A bit of advice if you are in London don't pee in one of those automatic toilets on the street -they often malfunction. I once pissed in one and the door flew open and a bunch of Japanese tourists stared at me. They probably took photos!<br /><br />Also don't get caught short in Harrods I think it costs a pound to use the loo - not sure if for this you get someone to wipe your arse or what<br /><br />Just realised you are from London so know all this but maybe your readers will learn from it - actually are those automatic loos even in london anymore I've been in USA for 11 years?MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-44410959011535502452011-05-25T09:18:03.694+01:002011-05-25T09:18:03.694+01:00This is so damn good, your research is thorough :)...This is so damn good, your research is thorough :) And am still laughing aloud :) :) :)Siddhartha Joshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05491032744023383158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-63958617773974603762011-05-25T00:27:12.999+01:002011-05-25T00:27:12.999+01:00Aw, hope that you got the rats and cobwebs sorted,...Aw, hope that you got the rats and cobwebs sorted, they can be beastly annoying if you let them. Take care. Cheers from Shake City.The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-48086141383081638042011-05-22T18:22:05.963+01:002011-05-22T18:22:05.963+01:00And a much belated 'ta' for your comments ...And a much belated 'ta' for your comments from you four above. Yes, you four. I've not been in here for a while. Fell off my blogging trail into a deep ravine back in March. Taken a while to climb back out again. Let me catch my breath and I'll try to glue some sort of update utterance uphere in the very near future. Not that this news will send you a running outside to 'ring the bells' in the village church in various states of undress and gay abandonment by the way - i'm just having a self indulgent play again inside my own blog box here. Getting my hand back in again while i dust all the cobwebs off. Eeeeeeuwe, look at the size of that nasty big spider over there and...Eeeeeeeeeeuwe, who left that half eaten rat in the corner, thanks very much for keeping my blog clean and tidy while I've been away then. Not. <br /><br />Okay, I give in...I'll do the washing up then. Again!<br /><br />Where's the light switch?<br /><br />Oooops...there it is. Forgotted.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-26222425076809614212011-05-06T00:19:50.557+01:002011-05-06T00:19:50.557+01:00eer, you haven't gone and fallen down a long d...eer, you haven't gone and fallen down a long drop have you? Hope all is well in your world. Cheers.The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-78108275932439625802011-05-03T15:42:43.967+01:002011-05-03T15:42:43.967+01:00Wonderful stuff. From the man who tried to dry his...Wonderful stuff. From the man who tried to dry his hands up the contraceptive machine.Grumpy Old Kenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17828200865710133059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-67444382747171251062011-04-14T19:39:19.727+01:002011-04-14T19:39:19.727+01:00Pissoir was still in current use in my neck of the...Pissoir was still in current use in my neck of the woods....so that's pretty recent visibility.<br /><br />The other word in vogue was 'les chiottes'.<br />Self explanatory if you say it aloud.the fly in the webhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-82779751870088317892011-04-12T22:56:03.497+01:002011-04-12T22:56:03.497+01:00more blogs please philip!
need an updatemore blogs please philip!<br />need an updateJohn Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-82576471819390693102011-04-10T12:05:57.512+01:002011-04-10T12:05:57.512+01:00Nathalie: Bonjour et bonjour à vous, là-bas à Avi...Nathalie: Bonjour et bonjour à vous, là-bas à Avignon ! Hope its still as sunny as ever down there today.<br /><br />Those first two pics are funny aren’t they. When I first spotted them I have to admit I didn’t ’get it’ straight away. Then the penny finally dropped…with a small splash.<br /><br />I promise I won’t phone the ‘DCRI’ if you comment about Sarkozy’s personal pissotierre in future.<br /><br />Take a quick leak at these links. Made me chuckle :<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs0lez8-V4g&feature=related<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrreYCLhAKY&feature=related<br /><br />Thanks so much for bringing me bang up to date with the modern spelling for ‘Pissoir’ Nathalie. I had a good laugh at the thought of you reaching for your dictionary to check that one out too ! <br /><br />Our use of the word ‘Pissoir’ mostly derives from the central theme of a book and an English TV series back in 1972 called ‘Clochemerle’ – which was all about the attempts of a French rural town to errect a public urinal in the town square.<br /><br />I might well adopt the word ‘Urinoir’ more often. To us Brits it has a certain kind of éloquent ring to it…a keener sense of style and panache – unlike the word ‘bog’ ! <br /><br />Many many congratulations on achieving your 1000th blog post again by the way !<br /><br />Your photography work is fascinating and inspiring. Bravo to you Nathalie.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-14541830238504731972011-04-10T12:04:35.357+01:002011-04-10T12:04:35.357+01:00Valerie: Buongiorno! – and who the longdrop is Sam...Valerie: Buongiorno! – and who the longdrop is Sam Hill when he’s at home? There see, you are living proof that this blog is, after all, a welcome and engaging oasis for travelling intellectuals and adventurers seeking to drink from its deep well of toiletry culture and other esoteric colloquialisms.<br /><br />As you wash your hands and thence vacate this bathroom in the Bloggasphere to venture on once again to blogs afar, you will feel emboldened by the vast depth of knowledge and facts you have acquired during your brief but satisfying squat in this bog blog of notes.<br /><br />Okay…you well and truly got me again with this one ”Mate, I’m hanging for a nard, where’s the long drop?” One was very amused with this one, one can assure one. Nard?! Had to look that one up. Hmmph.<br /><br />Mugs, T-shirts and……Magnets? !!! My brains just spazzed out. Do you mean ‘Long Drop Magnets?!’ That’s one that’ll cling on to me for the rest of the day. <br /><br />“Why-would-one-want-a-long-drop-magnet---then?” Hmmm. “And-who-the-blind-old-riley-came-up-with-the-idea-of-a-long-drop-magnet ??” My brain’s creaking and groaning already.<br /><br />Go on then…flip flop off in your yoghurt pants - e buona giornata Valerie.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-77573115335425485562011-04-08T13:47:23.520+01:002011-04-08T13:47:23.520+01:00The first set of photos as well as the "holy ...The first set of photos as well as the "holy water-holy shit" one made my day. I won't comment on Sarkozy's own - all too true.<br /><br />Apart from the big laugh I had, may I mention that "pissoir" is rarely used nowadays, to the point that I even thought the word didn't exist? It actually appears in my dictionary but with the mention "disused".<br /><br />"Pissotière" or "urinoir" are far more common.<br />Anyway, thanks for the great collection.Nathaliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02308523489103068439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-70796325954596907422011-04-08T13:09:18.370+01:002011-04-08T13:09:18.370+01:00Crikey, Phil - I feel like I have to learn a whole...Crikey, Phil - I feel like I have to learn a whole new language here. What in Sam Hill is a "long drop?" So I referred to Urban dictionary: <br /><br />"long drop toilet shitter loo khazi outhouse poo bog<br />1. long drop <br />Australian slang for toilet. Usually a large hole dug in the ground with a board over the top acting as the toilet seat. Hence the long drop to the bottom of the hole.<br /><br />commonly seen at truck and roadside rest areas. Though these days they are quite well made and sanitary.<br />"Mate I am hanging for a nard, wheres the long drop?"<br />toilet loo shitter bog khazi" (UrbanDictionary.com) - where you can also buy long drop mugs, tshirts and magnets, by the way.<br /><br />I feel I've been properly educated now. <br /><br />And being that most of my clothes are still drying between my own loo and neighbor boy's kitchen/bedroom 30 square meter studio, I feel like you & I are spending the day together all over each other's blogs. It's either this or put on yoga pants & flip flops and cruise to the wine bar and make like I really understand what I'm reading in this Fabio Volo novel (speaking of learning new languages).Val https://www.blogger.com/profile/17756024122711114873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-24878198574113771302011-03-31T00:29:48.847+01:002011-03-31T00:29:48.847+01:00Steve: 1) Yes Steve - It is 2) Yess Steve, what...Steve: 1) Yes Steve - It is 2) Yess Steve, whatever floats your Turdis, of course you can. 3) Yessss Steve, whatever mate, anything you like…Dr Poo, Pilot Poo, Potty Pilot Poo, Poop The Almighty Poo, or just plain bluddy Poochy Poo!…you can assume what ever monikers that do it for you and your poo. 4) CHRIST ALMIGHTY STEPHEN !! “Optional Ponds?!!”, How the hell would I know, I mean who do you think I am?...Norman Bluddy Foster, Baron of Thames Bank? It’s a ‘Turdis’, A Long Drop Outside Toilet Stephen, A Dunny, A Pissoir, A Kamibluddy Khazi !! IT’S JUST A CRAPHOLE IN THE SNOW!!! So…YeSSSSSSSSS STEVE – It comes with a pond, a square lake, a view of the Tasman Bluddy Sea if you like, just do me a favour and don’t ask me any more naff stupid questions…OKAY!!!!<br /><br />Phewww.<br /><br />Some people eh? They’re so full of crap aren’t they.<br /><br /><br /><br />Geeeeeeezus Allright!… Own up!! …Who did that?! … Who the hell just farted ?!! Which one of you complete-and-utter …Arseholes! Just farted in my blog ?!!!!<br /><br />Eeeeeeuwe… god that’s really horrid too. Eeeeeeeeeeeeuwwe..<br /><br />Sniff Sniff Sniff Hmmmm… think that might have been one of mine actually. <br /><br /><br />Oooops.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-57605516511512930482011-03-30T23:01:39.387+01:002011-03-30T23:01:39.387+01:00The Sagittarian: What a wonderful selection of poo...The Sagittarian: What a wonderful selection of poo puns. I’m all steamed up. I’ll have to call you ‘Winnie’ in future. Re your: “…but at the time we had to make do with what we had.” Yes, I think I can empathise with you, having to slum it with nothing more than a tatty old ‘Tardis’ lying around at the bottom of your garden, I mean…other people always seem to get all the luck with their long drop material in times of crisis and disaster. Night time ‘run’s’ to the Daddy Dunny 3 doors down – Hmmm, won’t go there then.<br /><br />If I ever manage to ride my donkey east of the Alps and venture into the great South Seas, I’ll be sure to claim my first free wee. Thank you. We all just hope that beyond the damaged yet seemingly stoic façade, you are not suffering unduly right now. It’s been no laughing matter for you all, and is clearly going to persist in testing your wits for some time to come Amanda. We can only wish you the very best for things to come in the days and weeks ahead of you all. We think of you very day.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-37553488959704642042011-03-30T12:40:47.121+01:002011-03-30T12:40:47.121+01:00Is the Turdis bigger on the inside than on the out...Is the Turdis bigger on the inside than on the outside? Can I go back in time and revisit a poo I did last year? If I pilot a particularly amazing poo can I assume the moniker of Dr Poo? Does it come with an optional Pond or must I make my own? So many questions!Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02133900289384226725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-66737575130001862342011-03-30T05:58:21.786+01:002011-03-30T05:58:21.786+01:00Ah dear Phil, thank you from the heart of my botto...Ah dear Phil, thank you from the heart of my bottom for such a touching tribute to me and my poo. It's wee things like that, that can make ones day. I laughed over all those other bogs you have shown here, makes me think I wasn't thinking outta the square enough but at the time we had to make do with what we had. I still have to creep down the road each day to dump the contents into a tank which is conveniently outside 3 doors down.If you're planning a tour down under here your first wee is free! :-)The Sagittarianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05513045101496737031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-6931687849019721032011-03-30T00:19:18.277+01:002011-03-30T00:19:18.277+01:00Mark: Would never work for them. A mere briefcase ...Mark: Would never work for them. A mere briefcase is way to small for all their bullshit. It would probably explode all over some poor unwitting voter or underpaid PA. A nice big fat expandable suitcase on wheels might be more fitting. For some of it.<br /><br />John Boy: Me too. I’m a prolific reader of newspapers, mags and supplements in my private boglette. Sometimes I can’t even get past the door because of all the clutter of papers that have piled up on the floor. Some years ago I spent time pasting out a concept for a ‘Designer Bog Den’ business, for homeowners that wanted that ‘something special’ experience from their WC’s. The Japanese are already market leaders in the high tech, bespoke toilet industry, and have been so for years.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5313552904462331813.post-49757773831456075082011-03-29T23:58:46.354+01:002011-03-29T23:58:46.354+01:00Hi Fly – Couldn’t resist that. Soon as I saw it I ...Hi Fly – Couldn’t resist that. Soon as I saw it I laughed out loud, yanked it into Photoshop and very happily played around with it for a while. Had to be done. It had your name all over it right from the start. I think you should get some of the local canoe builders to put one together for you out there, but with a bigger veranda out back so you can watch out over your new ranch stead while you scoff back piles of prunes.Bish Bosh Bashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01311092711040714994noreply@blogger.com