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“…Four red lights…Five red lights……No red lights!!...AND ITS GO GO GO!!!!!..”
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Still a big nope?
Okay - give you a clue – It starts when all the lights go out and it ends at a waved chequered flag?
And it’s got naff all to do with a cats choir.
Great bunch of F1 music montage videos below here.
And if you enjoyed the haunting 'deep down south' ballad by Johnny Cash that
accompanied the above video, you might want to take a look at his original
video version here. The video visuals & image slide show alone are a work of art.
accompanied the above video, you might want to take a look at his original
video version here. The video visuals & image slide show alone are a work of art.
Seriously not floating your boat still?…no problemo – try this one then …
And if you kinda liked the soundtrack to this short 're-mix' video...well here is the link
to the original Kanye West stunning ballet scene music video which promotes an
excerpt from his visually sensual film... 'Runaway'.
Annnddd! - if you want to fast forward to the 'ballet scene in full' ...
it begins around 10.52 on the video slider bar.
Open your mind a little. Enjoy...
Very seriously still not getting your boat there even a little bit wet?....Well try this one too then...
And if you're still not entirely convinced at this point, well "Boo Suck" to you then, cos it's that July month megga event thing that has always rocked my universe, and my much anticipated annual pilgrimage to my own personal Mecca & Medina
Allah is Good, Allah is Good…but if it rains at Silverstone this weekend, well, Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button will probably prove to be just as divine & spiritual as he is, assuming their respective home GP luck holds out. I hope so anyway, even if this little tome ends up costing me a bit of a Fatwa with my neighbours from downtown Aqaba.
Allah is Good, Allah is Good…but if it rains at Silverstone this weekend, well, Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button will probably prove to be just as divine & spiritual as he is, assuming their respective home GP luck holds out. I hope so anyway, even if this little tome ends up costing me a bit of a Fatwa with my neighbours from downtown Aqaba.
More on me, racing cars and a great many associated adventures and misadventures another time perhaps.
And now for a much needed beer commercial break – If you’re a bit of a Geezer, you really, really, need to take a gawp at this. No...I mean you really really really really need to - Capiche?!
"...and the Oscar for 'best celebrity blonde in a completely unpretentious role'......
Goes to..."
"...and the Oscar for 'best celebrity blonde in a completely unpretentious role'......
Goes to..."
Okay...that's the end of the commercial break part - where was I ??
Oh yup, here I was…So if you really really really absolutely detest the sound of F1 racing cars, then stick your headphones on, turn up the volume and click to listen to this beautiful selection of birdsong I recorded sometime earlier.
Don’t worry in the slightest about the misleading image of an F1 racing car on the cover of this YouTube video, I just don’t happen to have any images of birds and fluffy baby kittens in my extensive photo collection. Just ‘relax’ put your head back and...delight in the natural sounds of the Northamptonshire countryside in July.
Okay...so I lied a bit.
So if you’re a Brit…’Hoist the Colours’, nail them to the mast, and in the bestest of very patriotic nods to the undying spirit of the British Admiralty’s onetime terms of engagement with the enemy and thus, ‘articles of war’, to all serving warship Captains and Commanders of the British fleet during the earliest days of our 19th century’s Royal Naval history…
”Sir - You are hereby ordered, from this day forward, to pursue and bring to battle, all enemies of his most honorable and glorious Majesty – HRH. King George, wherever, or who so ever they may be, and thence sink, burn, or take them prize. This will remain your most sworn and solemn duty, in the name of the King.”
And so for all those who are about to live right out there on the edge this Sunday afternoon at the much revived and hugely revered Silverstone Race Circuit – I most respectfully and humbly salute you.
Advanced Warning: This is just a little filler ‘postette’ for today. I’m still trying to finish painting and decorating another slightly longer blog post to nail up over the weekend.
No really !
P.S. Don’t waste your time blogging me on Saturday or Sunday afternoon, cos there’s absolutely no chance in hell what so ever that I’ll ever hear you for all the racket the F1 race cars will be making on my Tv. And anyway…I’d only completely ignore you anways.
No matter what your fancy and in spite of me and one of mine this weekend – have a good one…seriously - Phil.
